Joke-The Bad Conductor

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.
He rings the bell for the driver to set off when a woman got

on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus

and gets killed. At the trial the man was sent down for murder

and was then sent to the electric chair.
On the day of his execution he sat in the chair and the

executioner granted him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "Is that your packed lunch over there?"

"Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till

he finished it. When the man finished, the executioner flips

the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the

man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The

executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner,

"That has never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses

selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go

when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels

and is killed.

The bloke was sent down for murder again and was again sent to

the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it

right this time so he rigs the chair up to the electric

supply.
The bloke again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?"

asks the executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your

packed lunch?" says the condemned man. The executioner sighs

and reluctantly gives up his banana.

The bloke eats the banana and the executioner flips the

switch. Millions of volts coursed through the chair blacking

out Texas. When the smoke cleared, the man was still sitting

there smiling in the chair. The executioner could not believe

it and had to let the man go again.

The bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings

the bell whilst passengers were still getting on, this time

killing three of them. He was sent to the electric chair

again.

The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply

to The chair, determined to get the man this time. The man

sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish?" asks the executioner. "Well" says

the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed

lunch?" The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats

it all, skin included.

The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volt goes

through the chair. When the smoke rose the man was still

sitting there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you

can still be alive after all that?" "Is it something to do

with that green banana?" he asked.

"Nahh" said the bloke, "This is all because I'm just a really

bad conductor."