1. Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
2. A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It’s not appropriate to
say the word 'pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you
have to 'pee’ just tell me that you have to 'whisper’."
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his
father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I
have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my
ear."
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